matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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