So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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