Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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