I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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