Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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