Walk of Shame. In a state park.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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