But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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