is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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