Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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