We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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