I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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