Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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