hell yes lets make some ravioli
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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