Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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