when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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