what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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