He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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