Buhtt sex?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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