you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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