I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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