yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I am mentally ready for anal.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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