idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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