Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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