Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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