I wish life had little blips of pornography
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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