help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Randomize
