Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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