like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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