so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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