I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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