What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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