So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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