here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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