remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He passed out mid-signature
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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