My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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