My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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