Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i came on her dog
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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