Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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