Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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