I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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