Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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