id be glad to
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
foreskin is a definite game changer
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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