So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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