I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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