so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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