We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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