It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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