I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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