They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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