Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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