Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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