Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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